Dawson's Creek (TV Series)
All Good Things... (2003)
Kerr Smith: Jack McPhee
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Quotes
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Jack : Good teachers are just traumatized students trying to erase whatever went wrong with their own high school experience.
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Doug Witter : [Doug pulls Jack over for speeding] Looks like somebody's in quite the hurry this morning.
Jack : Sheriff Doug. I'm sorry. I'm late, I'm trying to get to class...
Doug Witter : Well, I have no choice but to issue you a citation for doing 40 in a 25.
Jack : Look, I already have all these, these points against my license. D'ya think maybe there's something I could to to... get you to look the other way?
Doug Witter : May I remind you, Mr. McPhee, that attempting to bribe a public official is a serious offense.
Jack : Well, you know, I was just hoping I could appeal to your greater sense of compassion?
Doug Witter : [Doug thinks about it and then leans over and kisses Jack] All right. Just this once I'll let you go with a warning.
Jack : [Jack puts his hand over Doug's] Thanks, honey.
Doug Witter : [Doug laughs] No. No - never call me honey.
Jack : Dude, it's a deserted road. Chill.
Doug Witter : Don't call me dude, either.
Jack : All right. Tonight? Uh, dinner later?
Doug Witter : Yeah. I'll cook. My place.
Jack : Great. I'll bring the handcuffs... kidding.
Doug Witter : Yeah, I'll see you. Jack - slow down.
Jack : Yeah.
[Jack turns to look at Doug's rear end as he walks back to his sheriff's car]