Pat Mastroianni: Joey Jeremiah

Quotes 

• Joey Jeremiah : [Angry after Craig and his friends broke into Jeremiah Motors without permission]  What were you guys doing? Do the words silent alarm mean anything to you? You, you, and you, gone, NOW!

  Joey Jeremiah : [Back home]  Sit.

  Craig : You're not my dad.

  Joey Jeremiah : SIT!

  [Craig sits back down] 

  Joey Jeremiah : What you did was serious. You drove a car without a license. You could've killed somebody!

  Craig : I know.

  Joey Jeremiah : No, I don't think you do. If you were some punk of the street I could've had you arrested and press charges! Craig, I trusted you.

  Craig : It was stupid. It was so stupid. I admit it. I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.

  Joey Jeremiah : You're grounded, for 3 weeks.

  Craig : 3 weeks?

  Joey Jeremiah : And one more thing.

  Craig : [Joey rips his Kid Elrick tickets]  Kid Elrick! What am I supposed to tell my friends?

  [last lines] 

  Joey Jeremiah : We should've thought of that before you took the car.