- Spikings: This is not Dallas, this is dull old London, remember? We don't have many snipers here. A tower, a Queen and some warm beer, but not many snipers.
- Dempsey: There was a young lady in my apartment?
- Foley: Yeah, she let me in. Well, she opened the door.
- Dempsey: Can you describe her?
- Foley: She... didn't have any clothes on.
- Dempsey: You mean she was in the buff?
- Foley: I couldn't say whether she was in the bath or not. But, eh...
- Dempsey: No, no, buff, naked.
- Foley: She had your robe on. You mean... you weren't there?
- Dempsey: Not only was I not there, I didn't know she was.
- Dempsey: I know what you're thinking, Harry.
- Makepeace: It's this plate glass forehead of mine.
- Dempsey: You may find this hard to believe, but I am actually on good terms with all my ex-girlfriends.
- Makepeace: All of them?
- Dempsey: Yep, all. But if I wasn't it wouldn't be my head they'd be trying to blow off.
- [Dempsey sits down at café table, unaware that Cathy the waitress is the woman who stalks and attempted to kill him]
- Catherine Warren: Hi, Cath, how you doin'?
- Catherine Warren: Fine. How about you?
- Dempsey: Well, you know how it is, life is hard...
- Catherine Warren: And then you die.
- [Cathy laughs]