Dempsey and Makepeace (TV Series)
The Squeeze (1985)
Ray Smith: Spikings
Quotes
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Spikings : [walking towards his office, followed by Makepeace] I know what you are going to say and the answer is no. You were going to ask in your impeccable Bedale's English whether I would reconsider pairing you with that Yankee Doodle Dandy.
Makepeace : Look, sir, I can't work with that man...
Spikings : Harry, I don't want Dempsey in my firm. My Gov'nor don't want him either, But the Home Office have different ideas.
[quietly]
Spikings : And between you and me, who else would I pair him with? That bunch of animals out there? He wouldn't stand much of a chance with them, would he?
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Spikings : [about Dempsey] Besides, he's only with us for 12 months. Lie back and enjoy it. Think of England.
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Spikings : Oh, by the way, Dempsey...
[Dempsey turns around in the door]
Spikings : May I?
[Spikings holds out his hand]
Dempsey : May you what?
Spikings : May I have that piece of artillery that's solely dislocating your left shoulder?
[Dempsey hesitates]
Spikings : It's not necessary, it's against the law and it'll ruin the cut of your jacket.
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Spikings : Dempsey, when the prime minister and the home secretary instructed me to set up this special unit to combat major crime, I did not expect to be wet nursing ex vietnam soldiers touting bazooka's.
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Spikings : [to Makepeace] Go and pick up Cagney or Lacey or whatever his name is, will you? Bring him in, he's late.
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[Spikings notices that Dempsey and Makepeace are not around]
Spikings : [to the other cops] Where's Batman and Robin?