Dharma & Greg (TV Series)
Bed, Bath and Beyond (1999)
Thomas Gibson: Greg Montgomery
Quotes
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Greg Montgomery : [falls through ceiling because of Larry's "test holes"]
Greg Montgomery : Greg, are you okay?
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : I'm just laying here trying to decide if your father is a hole surrounded by ass, or...
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Greg Montgomery : Larry, you have *got* to fix the wall.
Larry Finkelstein : You mean the hole. Because the wall around the hole, that's okay.
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Abby O'Neil : Greg, anger is like a little puppy, and it will piddle on the carpet of your soul.
Greg Montgomery : Yeah, I have all my carpet Scotch Guarded.