- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: [pedantically] Sex starts long before it starts.
- Donald: I'm more concerned about it ending too quickly.
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: Remember, it's you responsibility to tell Donald what your body needs.
- Anita: I already told him, beer and chips.
- Larry Finkelstein: [quotes his grandmother from when he was a boy] ... which is Yiddish for take your hand out of your bathing suit before you go blind.
- Donald: [enters dark bedroom thinking Dharma is waiting for him] Mr. Montgomery, could you move your hand...
- [last lines]
- Greg Montgomery: Hi Larry, what's up?
- Larry Finkelstein: [goes over and sniffs the dog] Jiffy Lube! I left the van at Jiffy Lube!
- [runs back out]