Dharma & Greg (TV Series)
And Then There's the Wedding (1997)
Thomas Gibson: Greg Montgomery
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Quotes
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Greg Montgomery : I keep feeling like there's something I should be doing.
Edward Montgomery : Gregory, relax. You're supposed to feel useless on your wedding day. It prepares you for the rest of your married life.
Greg Montgomery : [sarcastically] Oh, thanks, dad. That's nice. I hope that's part of your toast.
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Greg Montgomery : [Having crept out of the wedding reception] Ah, freedom!
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : Ah, Clifford!
Greg Montgomery : Will you cut that out?
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : Ok, don't take this the wrong way but this is absolutely the last time I'm gonna marry you.
Greg Montgomery : You know, some day our parents will be gone and we'll look back on this day... and not miss them so much.
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : That's a terrible thing to say - say it again.
Greg Montgomery : It's scary. 30 years ago my parents stood in front of a minister and said the exact same words we just did and now look at them.
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : That won't happen to us. I, Dharma Freedom Finkelstein, promise never to become my mother.
Greg Montgomery : Or mine.
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : Like that's possible.
Greg Montgomery : I, Gregory not saying the middle name Montgomery, promise not to bottle up my feelings for 30 years and then spew them like a volcano at our children's wedding.
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : I promise to always let you be you and me be me, as long as we get to get naked now and then and switch.
Greg Montgomery : Will you promise to always look at me with that light in your eyes?
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : If you'll promise to always brush my hair off my face like that, and kiss me like that.
Greg Montgomery : And make me feel like the luckiest man in the world.
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Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : Yippee! Hi stranger! How's it going?
Greg Montgomery : Great, couldn't be better.
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : Me too, I'm having such a wonderful time - can we go home now?
[hears Kitty calling for her]
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : . Ah! In here, quick, it's the queen of pain!
Greg Montgomery : I thought I was the only one who called her that.
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : Greg, this is unbelievable. Ok? Now I know why people elope.
Greg Montgomery : Dharma, we eloped.
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : I guess we're just a couple of overdressed idiots then.
Greg Montgomery : It's almost over.
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : It hasn't even started yet! Why can't we just leave?
Greg Montgomery : Because we'd never be able to face these people again.
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : Ah, you promise?
Greg Montgomery : We gotta go out there, it'll get better, I promise
[hears Kitty calling for Greg]
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : Oh god, it's her. Oh god, if she finds out I'm in here there's no telling what she'll stick in my head!
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Society Dave : Let's welcome to the dance floor the newly weds, Donna and Craig!
Greg Montgomery : Odds are he means us.
Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery : Who thought hell would be catered.