- Dharma Finklestein Montgomery: I don't understand why you haven't talk about this. Beatrice, have you picked out a coffin yet?
- Kitty Montgomery: [protesting gift to Dharma's] The Stratovarius is priceless.
- Beatrice: So is that expression on your face.
- Beatrice: Never in my life have I been called a jerk!
- Dharma Finklestein Montgomery: Oh yeah, what else haven't you been called, we're running out of time.