- Greg Montgomery: [Kitty enters living room in sunbonnet and stocking feet] Mom, where are your shoes?
- Kitty Montgomery: Oh, darling... I can't do the accent AND wear shoes at the same time!
- [Edward enters room, dressed as Colonel Sanders]
- Greg Montgomery: [seeing Edward] MAYDAY!
- Greg Montgomery: [to southern gentlemen] We're all out of grits.
- Dharma Finklestein Montgomery: Greg ate the last two.