- Edward Montgomery: [parting words for a business client] Remember what I taught you, "success comes in cans, not can'ts".
- [last lines]
- Larry Finkelstein: [opening his "sporting goods" package] Oh, I don't have the shoes for this...
- Larry Finkelstein: [trying to remember his friend's name] What's that place called, where monks live?
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: What, he lives in an abbey?
- Larry Finkelstein: That's it!
- [calling out]
- Larry Finkelstein: ABBY, what's my friend's name?
- Greg Montgomery: [luring her away from day trading] It's a beautiful day out there.
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: I know, maybe I should jump out the window and enjoy it for a minute.
- Larry Finkelstein: You bought stocks?
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: None of these companies are hurting the environment...
- Abby O'Neil: How do you know?
- Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery: Because they're too busy going out of business.