- Greg Montgomery: This is your opening argument? You-You can't say this to the jury.
- Pete Cavanaugh: Why not?
- Greg Montgomery: Pete, it... it rhymes. The whole damn thing rhymes.
- Pete Cavanaugh: It's the only way I can remember it.
- Greg Montgomery: "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I was born in a small town in Missouri." It's not even true!
- Pete Cavanaugh: Well, you try rhyming "Michigan".