- Jim: I was a Desert Rat. When you've shaved in sand and boiled water in a paper bag, you don't get excited by kettles. Or women.
- Petula Gordino: [popping in to see Bren on the way to the police station for questioning, cuffed to an officer] Just in case I get delayed Bren, can you nip to the caravan? If you look on the chemical toilet you'll find half a shepherd's pie under a cardigan, I don't think the mince'll go another day. You could probably scrape the mash off the top and make potato cakes. I used to fry those up for Lauren Bacall years ago. Do you remember, Bren? Oh no, you weren't there.