Dinosaurs (TV Series)
The Terrible Twos (1994)
Sally Struthers: Charlene Sinclair
Quotes
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Baby Sinclair : Yeah.
Charlene Sinclair : Huh? Yeah?
Baby Sinclair : Let's play, Fetch Snooky.
Charlene Sinclair : Oh, okay. Um, how do we play?
Baby Sinclair : This is Snooky.
Charlene Sinclair : Oh.
Baby Sinclair : [throws Snooky on the floor] Fetch him!
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Earl Sinclair : And we were gonna ask to jump out of the cake.
Fran Sinclair : Terrible twos. That's an old wives' tale.
Ethyl : So what do I look like, a debutante? Think back, Fran. You've gone through this twice before. Robbie, and then Charlene.
Fran Sinclair : Well, let me see. I remember making little decorative twos for the birthday cakes.................. . and then they were three years old. That's funny. I've no recollection of that entire year.
Earl Sinclair : Fran, let me try. Uh, I was sneaking a taste of the icing from Robbie's second birthday cake............... . and then it was this morning. Did I miss anything, Fran?
Ethyl : Oh, jeez.
Fran Sinclair : That's odd. Neither of us has any recollection of the children being two.
Ethyl : It's was so traumatic and horrible you blocked it out, and now it's gonna happen again. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Earl Sinclair , Fran Sinclair , Robbie Sinclair , Charlene Sinclair : [singing] Happy Birthday dear Baby Happy Birthday to you
Baby Sinclair : [singing] Happy birthday to me
[the whole family laugh and electricity crackles]
Baby Sinclair : [cackles]
Earl Sinclair : Okay, son, time to blow out the candles.
[Baby Sinclair breathes smoke at the family]
Charlene Sinclair : Baby!
Earl Sinclair : [Baby Sinclair laughs]
[puts icing in his mouth and smacks his lips]
Earl Sinclair : Yum. Devil's food.
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Robbie Sinclair : Hey, birthday boy, help is on the way.
[laughs]
Robbie Sinclair : Here you go, bro, a little something I made for you in shop class.
Baby Sinclair : Gimme, gimme, gimme!
Robbie Sinclair : Ow! I think I lost my finger.
[Baby Sinclair unwraps a present]
Fran Sinclair : Oh, a toy train.
Robbie Sinclair : Yeah, I worked on it all year. I even whittled little forks and spoons for the dining cart.
[laughs]
Fran Sinclair : Wasn't that thoughtful?
Baby Sinclair : [gets angry and smashes the toy train with a hammer] Want something from the store!
Fran Sinclair : Oh!
[Baby Sinclair cries]
Robbie Sinclair : Gee, that clear varnish doesn't protect like it's supposed to.
Charlene Sinclair : Oh, I'm sorry.
Baby Sinclair : [angrily] I'm not happy! I'm not happy! I'M NOT HAPPY!