Dinosaurs (TV Series)

The Last Temptation of Ethyl (1992)

Buddy Hackett: Louie

Quotes 

• [Ethyl has died the second time and into the afterlife] 

  Louie : [echoing]  Ethyl! Ethyl!

  [Ethyl sees her late husband in a bubble] 

  Ethyl : Louie, is that really you?

  Louie : Hiya, cupcake!

  Ethyl : Oh, Louie it's so good to see you! Am I finally good and dead?

  Louie : Not yet.

  Ethyl : Oh, will you guys stop jerking my chain! I'm dead, I'm alive, I'm dead, I'm alive. If I wake up with dirt in my mouth again...

  Louie : Take it easy, cupcake, they sent me here with a message: stop pushing the afterlife.

  Ethyl : But Louie, it's so beautiful up here.

  Louie : It's just as beautiful where you are, Ethyl. It's more beautiful, because it's life; and you only get a little bit of it. And if you don't live every day of your life to the fullest, you have an eternity to regret it.

  Ethyl : But Louie, I miss you.

  Louie : I miss you too, sweetheart. But it's not your time yet.

  Ethyl : Will we be together, Louie?

  Louie : Soon enough, cupcake, but you've got to go back now; and stop trying to make a buck off the afterlife. Dinosaurs who sell the afterlife may not ever see the afterlife. They may end up someplace not so nice. Look what's waiting for you.

  [Louie shows Ethyl a door titled 'Place Not So Nice', as it opens, five replicas of Earl Sinclair are in the family room] 

  Earl : [five, in unison]  Hi, Ethyl! Come on in!

  Ethyl : [screams]  *No*!