- Charlene Sinclair: I'm sorry about your friend, the lettuce?
- General Chow: He was no lettuce! He was a cabbage. We shall not soon see his like again.
- Grandma Ethyl Phillips: [to the Baby] Open up. I know your mouth hurts, it's because your teeth are coming in. Mine are going out, it's all a part of life, a beautiful cycle. Now eat this or I'll kill you.