- Doctor Who: Argolis? Tell me about it.
- Romana: It's the first of the leisure planets. In relative Earth date 2250 there's a hideous war against some reptile people called the Foamasi. Most of the planet gets wiped out by 2000 interplanetary missiles, but the survivors build a recreation center called The Leisure Hive.
- Mena: How did you get here? All our visitors have identification.
- Doctor Who: Ah, well... We must have missed the usual channels, as usual.