"Drake & Josh" Megan's First Kiss (TV Episode 2007) - Drake Bell as Drake Parker

Drake Parker : Pip-Pip-Da-Doodalydoo.
[upon seeing Drake and Josh, Megan abruptly hangs up the phone]

Drake Parker : Who're you on the phone with?

Megan : I wasn't on the phone.

Drake Parker : Yeah, you were.

Josh Nichols : We saw you.

Megan : No, you didn't.

Drake Parker : Yeah, we did.

Josh Nichols : We were standing right here.

Megan : Coming, Mom!

Drake Parker : [as Megan exits] Mom's not even home.

Megan : YOU'RE not home.
Drake Parker : Which locker do you think's Megan's?

Josh Nichols : [sarcastically] Gee, I don't know. Maybe it's the one she's standing in front of and putting books into.
Josh Nichols : Well, it's a good thing your "idiot brothers" were here.

Drake Parker : [maintaining his Irish] Yah, this hooligan was about to kiss ya right on the mouth - and I don't have to be talkin' in this accent anymore, do I?
[to spy on Megan, Drake and Josh appear at The Premiere as orthodox Jews]

Drake Parker : Okay, all I'm sayin' is the next time we need disguises, I'M gettin' 'em.

Josh Nichols : I told you the costume shop was closed, the temple was open, and these are good disguises.

Drake Parker : I don't even know what accent to talk with.

Josh Nichols : It doesn't matter. Just sound boring.

Helen : Can I help you gentlemen find somethin'?

Drake Parker : [in an Irish accent] Top o' the morning to ya.

Drake Bell: Drake Parker