Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Believe Me, Brother (2004)
Josh Peck: Josh Nichols
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Quotes
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Josh Nichols : I wonder where Drake is with our pizza.
Drake Parker : I cannot believe I ate an entire pizza!
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Drake Parker : Your little prank almost ruined our whole grade.
Megan Parker : I'm sorry.
Josh Nichols : You do not film a person when he's in the bathtub and... what-not.
Megan Parker : I'm sorry.
Drake Parker : But most of all, we want to say thanks.
Megan Parker : I'm s... What?
Josh Nichols : Your dumb prank proved that I was telling the truth about... Just, thanks, okay?
Megan Parker : So does this mean you're not gonna tell Mom and Dad?
Drake Parker : That's right.
Josh Nichols : Your punishment is that your little stunt actually helped us. Ha ha.
Megan Parker : Well, tomorrow's another day.
[exits]
Josh Nichols : She frightens me.
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Josh Nichols : [walking away from Susan] I think we handled that very maturely.
Drake Parker : Yes. That felt good.
[Susan opens her locker and gets blasted with purple paint]
Drake Parker : [sees Susan covered in paint; turns to Josh] That felt better.
Josh Nichols : Yeah, it did!
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Josh Nichols : [pacing] Come on, we gotta think of something.
Drake Parker : Would you relax?
Josh Nichols : No! This project counts for, like, half of our final grade. Ooo, I got it.
Drake Parker : Go.
Josh Nichols : Okay. We do a detailed study on the reproductive habits of, uh, lizards.
Drake Parker : [disgusted] I am not doing anything that involves me watching lizards make out!
Josh Nichols : Fine. Ooo, how about...
Drake Parker : No.
Josh Nichols : ...a music video.
Drake Parker : Yes.
Josh Nichols : Of your band.
Drake Parker : Yes!
[gets up]
Josh Nichols : And I'll direct it!
Drake Parker : Maybe!
Josh Nichols : Maybe?
Drake Parker : Well, can you direct a music video?
Josh Nichols : Who do you think videotaped my Grammy's piano recital at the Home for the Old?
Drake Parker : Okay, you're the director. Oh, and hey, we can put Susan in the video.
Josh Nichols : Why should your girlfriend be in it?
Drake Parker : [in a slightly flirty voice] 'Cause she's purdy.
Josh Nichols : Okay, fine. Your girlfriend can be in our video.
Drake Parker : [flirtatiously] You're purdy, too.
Josh Nichols : Stop that!
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Josh Nichols : I know when a girl wants me. I've imagined it a thousand times.
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Drake Parker : Bye, gorgeous. I'll miss you.
Josh Nichols : [answering instead of Susan] Oh, I'll miss you, too. Bye, sweetie-pea.
[blows him a kiss]
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Drake Parker : [to Josh] Traitor.
Josh Nichols : [to Susan] Cheater.
Susan : [to Josh] Liar!
Josh Nichols : Crazy girl who flirts with me and then lies about it!