- [Megan puts a bucket over Drake and Josh's bedroom door, but it falls on Ashley]
- Josh Nichols: Megan, why was your bucket on top of our door?
- Megan Parker: Why was your door under my bucket?
- [Drake and Josh tend to a child star]
- Drake Parker: I didn't think evil had a name, but I was wrong. It's Ashley Blake.
- Drake Parker: Dude, look who's on the list - Ashton Kutcher, Adam Sandler, Ethan LaRoche...
- Josh Nichols: Who's Ethan LaRoche?
- Drake Parker: I don't know, but he's gonna be there.
- [later]
- Josh Nichols: Hey, look. I just got an autograph from Ethan LaRoche.
- Drake Parker: Who's Ethan LaRoche?
- Josh Nichols: I don't know!
- Josh Nichols: [talking about Ashley Blake] ... then she demanded gummy bears, but she doesn't like the green gummy bears, so I had to take those out, then she suggested i do some push ups!
- Drake Parker: That's ridiculous...
- Josh Nichols: I know!
- Drake Parker: ...who doesn't like green gummy bears?
- [Josh glances at Drake]
- Ashley Blake: Josh, I'm ready for my foot massage.
- Josh Nichols: You give her the massage. I got to get her a sandwich.
- Drake Parker: Hey, hey! I'll get the sandwich. YOU squeeze her feet.