Early Edition (TV Series)
The Iceman Taketh (1999)
Kyle Chandler: Gary Hobson
Quotes
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Patrick Quinn : Oh Mr. Hobson, nice threads! Have a date tonight eh?
Gary Hobson : It's business, Patrick!
Patrick Quinn : Oh... On Saturday night? Bummer!
Marissa Clark : Business eh? You're wearing cologne...
Gary Hobson : Even I comb my hair and shower once in a while...
Marissa Clark : So... What's her name?
Gary Hobson : Who?
Marissa Clark : Your date.
Gary Hobson : Wendy.
Marissa Clark : I knew it! I want details!
Gary Hobson : You want details? Well, she's about... oh let's say about ninety or a hundred foot long, she weighs about 90 tons
[lowering his voice]
Gary Hobson : 10:30 tonight she's gonna blow up in Lake Michigan...
Marissa Clark : [Shrugging] Well, maybe you'll meet someone nice...
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Amber Lamonte : [to P.D. Brigatti who's pretending she's married to Gary] Oh I love your wedding ring!
Police Detective Toni Brigatti : Oh thank you, my husband is the most generous man in the world. In fact, he's just bought me the Lermontov diamond for my honeymoon present.
Paul Kettler : [Impressed] You didn't?
Police Detective Toni Brigatti : [Pinching Gary's cheek] Isn't he a sweetheart? I'll never forget Larry's words when he told me. He said...
Gary Hobson : [Interrupting her] I got to pee!
[Rushes out of the room]
Amber Lamonte : [Fondly] Oh, what a romantic!
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Amber Lamonte : You know, it's been a pleasure meeting you two.
[Quietly to P.D. Brigatti]
Amber Lamonte : You are so lucky!
Police Detective Toni Brigatti : [With a forced laugh and loud enough so Gary can hear] Ah, believe me, I never thought I'd end up with a man like this...
Amber Lamonte : [to Gary] Well if she hadn't snared you, I would grab you for myself!
Gary Hobson : [Giving a mocking look to Brigatti] Well, fifty percent of all marriages end up in a divorce. We should stay in touch...
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Gary Hobson : [Angrily] I am not staying at the Hilton!
Police Detective Toni Brigatti : Oh you, stop wailing. It's a four-star hotel and it's not going to cost you a penny!
Gary Hobson : Yeah except for pain and suffering.
Police Detective Toni Brigatti : Hobson!
Gary Hobson : Listen, I'm going home and it's final!
Police Detective Toni Brigatti : Ah, try it and you'll spend the night in a cell!
Gary Hobson : For what?
Police Detective Toni Brigatti : Obstruction of justice.
Gary Hobson : It'll never stick!
Police Detective Toni Brigatti : You impersonated a police officer, Hobson... An officer involved in a delicate undercover operation! You want to explain that to the judge or you wanna come to the hotel with me?
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Police Detective Toni Brigatti : [Gary's about to take a sip from his glass of champagne but Brigatti takes it away from him] No drinking on the job.
Gary Hobson : What do you mean "no drinking on the job"? I'm on my honeymoon, remember?
Police Detective Toni Brigatti : Honeymoon's over.
Gary Hobson : Alright. When do you want me back?
Police Detective Toni Brigatti : [Seizing him by the arm] Oh no, you're not going anywhere!
Gary Hobson : I'm not?
Police Detective Toni Brigatti : You're staying even if I have to handcuff you to that bed.
Gary Hobson : [Sarcastically] That's a very interesting proposition, Brigatti but I...
Police Detective Toni Brigatti : Let's get things straight, Hobson. I don't like you. But I need you. Like I need a root canal from time to time. You have to present me with that Lemontov diamond tomorrow and until then I'm not letting you out of my sight.
Gary Hobson : [Curtly, going to lie down on the bed] Alright... It looks like I'll have a terrific moment.
Police Detective Toni Brigatti : [Mocking laugh] You think you're sleeping there?
[Takes his pillow from Gary and putting it on the couch]
Police Detective Toni Brigatti : THAT'S where you're sleeping...
[Goes to the bathroom to get undressed. Then, realising Gary's watching her]
Police Detective Toni Brigatti : In your dreams, Hobson!
[Slams the door]