- Marilyn Teller: [a crazy-looking man on a bicycle crashes into Edgar, then into the nearby shrubbery] Poor man. Shouldn't we...
- Syndi Teller: Don't even think about it, Mom. That guy is the Mad Whacker.
- Simon Holmes: Syndi's right. They call him the Whacker because he used an axe to kill his victims.
- Edgar Teller: Now come on. I've heard rumors he was Eerie's last living Liberal, but...
- Simon Holmes: What's a Liberal?
- Edgar Teller: [suddenly uncomfortable] I'll explain it to you when you're older.
- Marilyn Teller: Well, I don't care if he's a Liberal or an axe murderer, I want you two boys to stay clear of him, understood?
- Marshall Teller: Yes, Mom.
- Eunice Danforth: [while threatening Marshall and friends with her 'megavolt zapper', the evil Eunice hears sirens and gets in her car to leave] I'll be back!
- Dash X: I didn't know there was a Mrs Terminator.