Extras (TV Series)

Ross Kemp & Vinnie Jones (2005)

Stephen Merchant: Agent

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• Andy Millman : You just want someone to call up and give me an advert?

  Andy's Agent : That would be amazing. That would be brilliant.

  Andy Millman : OK, make sure the phone's on the hook, then.

  Andy's Agent : You joke about it - it was unplugged for two days, no-one noticed !

• Andy Millman : Right, this is the deal... you've been my agent for what, five years? And you're not getting me any real acting work.

  Andy's Agent : Nothing's coming in.

  Andy Millman : [incredulously]  Nothing's come in in five years.

  Andy's Agent : That's the problem. I know. I'm as annoyed as you are, but I'm not sure there's a demand for, you know, little 45-year-old blokes.

  Andy Millman : 43.

  Andy's Agent : Whatever. You know, I just... I wonder, are you sure you want to be an actor? You know, you've given it five years; nothing's come in. Maybe it's time to just throw in the towel.

  Andy Millman : [holding out his arm, as if introducing his agent to an imaginary crowd]  My agent, ladies and gentlemen! My agent.