The Facts of Life (TV Series)
Teenage Marriage: Part 2 (1981)
Nancy McKeon: Jo Polniaczek
Quotes
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Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : [on their wedding night] Eddie, we gotta be careful, I don't wanna get pregnant.
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Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : I guess you think I'm too young to get married, huh?
Edna Garrett : Well, it doesn't matter what I think. You're the one that has to be happy.
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Edna Garrett : Jo, must you leave tonight?
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Yeah, Eddie's gotta get back to the base. We're taking my bike and detouring through West Virginia. The legal age is sixteen there.
Edna Garrett : You can't ride that bike tonight. It's freezing out there!
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : [to Eddie] She's right. You don't wanna end up with a frigid bride.
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Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : I'm really surprised you're doing all of this, Mrs. Garrett. I was sure you'd think I was making a big mistake.
Edna Garrett : I do. But I guess you think you're old enough to know what you're doing.
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Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Uh, listen, if she's gonna be at the shower, I'm not!
Edna Garrett : Now, Jo, you and Blair are roommates and friends.
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : You mean, we were.
Blair Warner : Don't worry, I can take a hint. I wouldn't come to your bridal shower anyway. I don't even know what your silver pattern is.
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Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : [receives gift] You don't have to give me a present.
Blair Warner : It's not a present. It's just something I'm tired of.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : [Jo opens box, takes out silky garment] Wow! Look out, mama! What a great warm-up suit!
Natalie Green : Blair, isn't that the nightie you bought from Saks Fifth Avenue?
Blair Warner : It's not a nightie. It's a peignoir. If Jo insists on this madness, I want her to do it with style.
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : This is brand-new.
Blair Warner : So what? I was just gonna unveil it at some slumber party. It will be much more effective where you're gonna unveil it.