Mindy Cohn: Natalie Green

Quotes 

• Blair Warner : Don't joke, Tootie. Poverty is no fun.

  Natalie Green : You listen to Blair. She saw Coal Miner's Daughter.

• Natalie Green : I wonder what my mother would say if I were getting married at sixteen. She's into psychology, so she'd avoid using words like "can't", "mustn't" and "never." She'd find other words, like "hurt", "maim" and "kill."

• Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : [receives gift]  You don't have to give me a present.

  Blair Warner : It's not a present. It's just something I'm tired of.

  Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : [Jo opens box, takes out silky garment]  Wow! Look out, mama! What a great warm-up suit!

  Natalie Green : Blair, isn't that the nightie you bought from Saks Fifth Avenue?

  Blair Warner : It's not a nightie. It's a peignoir. If Jo insists on this madness, I want her to do it with style.

  Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : This is brand-new.

  Blair Warner : So what? I was just gonna unveil it at some slumber party. It will be much more effective where you're gonna unveil it.