Family Matters (TV Series)

An Officer and a Waldo (1992)

Jaleel White: Steve Urkel

Quotes 

• Sergeant Shishka : Urkel, Winslow, you are not on my list of new recruits.

  Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Oh well...

  Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : You mean to tell me that the Army screwed up the paper work again. Gosh I bet that's never happened before.

  Sergeant Shishka : Don't insult my Army. I love my Army. I'll take this up later with the Lieutenant.

• Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : I don't believe I've had the pleasure of...

  Sergeant Shishka : Sergeant Robert Shishka!

  Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel : Hey, you know, your name backwards is Shishka Bob!