Family Matters (TV Series)

Food, Lies and Videotape (1992)

Kellie Shanygne Williams: Laura Winslow

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Quotes 

• [after putting out Laura's oven fire] 

  Steve Urkel : You're safe now, Missy.

  Laura : Thank you, Steve. Now, I'm gonna give you a compliment. But, it's only a compliment and it doesn't mean anything more than that.

  Steve Urkel : Oh, I understand.

  Laura : You did good.

  Steve Urkel : You love me, don't you?

• [On the phone] 

  Laura : Steve, I can't talk now. I'm cooking breakfast. No, you're not invited. It's just for the family... Steve... stop begging.

• Harriette : Laura, this oven is set to 550.

  Laura : Well the recipe said to bake at 275 for 20 minutes, so I figured if I doubled the temperature, I'd get it done in half the time.

  Steve Urkel : [laughs]  That's one for the books! How can somebody so smart do something so, so

  [Laura gives him a dirty look] 

  Steve Urkel : So long!

  [runs out the back door] 

• Harriette : Laura, you have never shown any interest in cooking before in your life. The closest you've ever come has been picking up the phone to order a pizza.

  Laura : Well Mom, I got to thinking, someday I'll be going off to college, and I'll be away from home for 4 years, and... I might get hungry.

  Harriette : Could happen. Honey, if you really want to learn to cook, I'll be happy to teach you.

  Laura : Oh, no thanks, Mom, I'll just take home-ec.

  Harriette : Why?

  Laura : Well remember when you were teaching me how to sew? You made me so nervous, I had to go to the hospital to get the thimble removed.

• Ms. Steuben : [Laura speeds through bakin her bread]  You missing something, Laura?

  Laura : No.

  [Ms. Steuben reaches in the bread and pulls out Laura's watch] 

  Laura : Hey look at that, takes a licking and keeps on ticking.