Harriette Winslow: What a miserable evening.
Carl Otis Winslow: Calm down, Harriette, you're overreacting.
Harriette Winslow: I am not! I don't ever want to go to that restaurant again
Carl Otis Winslow: [to himself] That's just was well because we might not be allowed to go back into that restaurant again.
Harriette Winslow: WHAT?
Carl Otis Winslow: Oh nothing, never mind!
Harriette Winslow: Oh no no no. Don't nothing, never mind me, Carl. If you have something to say, just spit it out.
Carl Otis Winslow: Alright Harriette, you were a liiiiiiiittle abrasive tonight.
Harriette Winslow: Abrasive? I was not abrasive.
Carl Otis Winslow: Well yeah. Maybe abrasive is the wrong word. Maybe a better word is Loud.
Harriette Winslow: LOUD?
Carl Otis Winslow: Like that. And you got LOUDER every time you made the Maitre D move us to another table.
Harriette Winslow: Carl, out first table was next to the entrance where everybody was waiting to be seated. I do not like 30 people hanging around my shoulder, saying "Hey Senora, can you eat a little faster?"
Carl Otis Winslow: I understand that. So they picked up all our stuff and moved us.
Harriette Winslow: Yeah. right next to the bathroom. Ordinarily, I like a table right next to the water. Not when it's swirling around a porcelain tank.
Carl Otis Winslow: I understand that. So they picked up all out stuff and moved us again.
Harriette Winslow: And deliberately sat us next to a cigar smoker.
Carl Otis Winslow: You know you were rude to that guy, Harriette.
Harriette Winslow: I simply put out his cigar.
Carl Otis Winslow: In his soup.
Harriette Winslow: Did I embarrass you, Carl? Is that the problem?
Carl Otis Winslow: Yes, Harriette! To be quite frank I was embarrassed and so were all the other customers.
Harriette Winslow: No, they weren't.
Carl Otis Winslow: Harriette, they applauded when we left. The valet gave me a tip.
Harriette Winslow: [retrieves a coupon from her purse] Ohhh no no no, Carl! You're wrong, the maitre'd gave me a two for one coupon.