Frasier (TV Series)

Adventures in Paradise: Part 2 (1994)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Frasier : Everyone, we have some very happy news: Lilith is going to be married again.

  Martin Crane : [hesitantly]  To who?

  Frasier : Someone else.

  Martin Crane : [tosses aside his cane and rushes across the room to Lilith]  Oh, that's great! Congratulations! Wonderful!

• Frasier : You don't want to be late for the ballet.

  Martin Crane : I do. When those ballet guys start flying around in those tight pants, I don't know where to look.

  Daphne Moon : That reminds me, I've got to bring me binoculars.

• Dr. Niles Crane : Maris will be thrilled you're coming to see her tonight in the ballet.

  Daphne Moon : Oh, we're delighted.

  Martin Crane : [grumbles unenthusiastically] 

  Daphne Moon : You know, when I was younger, I dreamed of being a ballerina myself.

  Dr. Niles Crane : So did Maris. Poor thing could never get her weight up enough.

• Dr. Niles Crane : Frasier, will you relax?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I can't, it's my last chance with Madeline! Serves me right, too, after the way I behaved in Bora Bora.

  Dr. Niles Crane : You're being too hard on yourself, it was just bad luck. How were you to know that Lilith had arrived on the island?

  Martin Crane : Aside from the seas starting to churn and all the birds taking flight from the trees.

  Daphne Moon : Oh now, don't you worry, Dr. Crane. Miss Marshall's going to forgive you. Women always appreciate a man who's sensitive enough to try again. That's why they call us the "fair sex." All right then, let's go see some leaping Russian stags!

• Dr. Niles Crane : [to Frasier]  You're being too hard on yourself, it was just bad luck. How were you to know that Lilith had arrived on the island?

  Martin Crane : Aside from the seas starting to churn and all the birds taking flight from the trees.