- Martin Crane: [to Frasier] You're being too picky. It's just housekeeping, not rocket science.
- Daphne Moon: I beg to differ. You don't even know half of what I used to do around here. Like dusting the plant leaves or rotating your underwear.
- Martin Crane: Excuse me?
- Daphne Moon: Every month, I used to throw out your oldest pair and put in two new pairs. Did it ever occur to you that you never had to buy underwear in ten years?
- Martin Crane: I thought I got hold of a good batch.
- Gil Chesterton: Oh, nice outfit, Roz. Somehow you and a peasant blouse just go together.
- Roz Doyle: Thanks. Haven't worn it for years. How long can something stay in the closet?
- Trish Haney: Okay, but you still owe me for the days I was supposed to be here last week.
- Martin Crane: Sure, sure. And there'll be a check in the mail sometime after the first...
- [closes the door]
- Martin Crane: ... asteroid hits Earth!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Of course, we have several other candidates to interview, but I'll be sure to let you know by the twelfth...
- [closes the door]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: ... of never!
- Trish Haney: Oh, just to let you know, I'll be out of town until the first.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Fine, then I'll be sure to call you the second...
- [closes the door]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: ... I lose my mind!