Frasier (TV Series)
Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast (1994)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
Quotes
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Martin Crane : [to Niles] All right, what's going on? Frasier wants me out of here because he has a date or something?
Niles : I'm sorry, Frasier, he sees things that others don't.
Frasier : Well, I'm sorry, Dad. I guess I should have asked you myself.
Martin Crane : Oh, that's all right.
[sitting in his chair]
Martin Crane : Yeah, I'll clear out. But just remember, one hand washes the other around here.
Frasier : What does that mean?
Martin Crane : Well, as long as I'm clearing out for you Friday night, you can clear out for me Thursday night. I've got a date with Elaine Morris from 1412.
Frasier : Oh! Well, well. How long has this been going on?
[In the background, Niles stands behind his chair, grinning widely]
Martin Crane : Oh, she's had me over for coffee a couple of times. Just thought I'd like to have her over here for dinner.
[without looking back]
Martin Crane : Niles, wipe that stupid smirk off your face.
[Niles looks offended]
Martin Crane : What do you say, Frasier?
Frasier : Well, sure, Dad. I think that's terrific. Oh listen, if there's a lull in the conversation, we've got all kind of board games back here in the closet, we've got playing cards--does she like to play Canasta?
Niles : Oh! And PBS is running a wonderful documentary on the swing bands of the '30s and '40s.
Frasier : Ooh, wow...
Martin Crane : Well, thanks a lot for all your help, boys, but I think we'll just split a bowl of creamed corn, rub a little liniment into each other's joints, and fall asleep drooling on the couch!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Now, listen, Niles, I'm having a young lady over on Friday night. I was hoping that maybe you could take Dad out for me.
Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, I wish you'd said Saturday.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Why, you have plans Friday?
Dr. Niles Crane : No, I have plans Saturday.
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Niles : Dad? I was wondering if you'd be interested in joining Maris and me on Friday night. We're dying to try the new rib joint that's opened on Bellevue Way. I understand that if the onion rings aren't as big as your head, you get them for free.