Frasier: Hello, Doug, this is Dr. Frasier Crane. I'm listening.
Doug: Yeah, well, it's about my mother. She's getting on now and she doesn't have much of a life, and I mean, she doesn't want to do anything or-or go anywhere. And she literally hangs around the house all day. I mean, it's-it's... It's very frustrating. I think...
Frasier: Um, Doug, I'm sorry. Can we just go back for a second? You said your mother *literally* hangs around the house. Well, I suppose it's a-a pet peeve of mine but, uh, what you mean to say is that she *figuratively* hangs around the house. To-to literally hang around the house she'd have to be a bat or a spider monkey, you see. Now, back to your problem.
Doug: Do you mind if we stop while I tell you my pet peeve?
Frasier: Oh, not at all.
Doug: I hate it when intellectual pinheads with superiority complexes nit-pick your grammar when you come to them for help. That's what I got a problem with!
[Doug angrily hangs up the phone]
Frasier: I think what he means is that is a thing... with which he has a problem.