Frasier (TV Series)
Semi-Decent Proposal (2001)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : I was interested in her.
Dr. Niles Crane : How was I supposed to know?
Dr. Frasier Crane : I was speaking German.
Dr. Niles Crane : Oh yes, the language of love.
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Claire French : Frasier, I wanted to ask you something. Saturday night, are you free?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Only with a coupon.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [handing Claire a glass of wine] Here we are. This is one of my favorites!
Claire French : That's so sweet of you, but Neil just brought me a glass.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, this one, yes. That's a delightful little wine. But this happens to be a Bavaresco Diam, the greatest Italian red since Roberto Rossellini!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : You know, I've got a good feeling about this one.
Dr. Niles Crane : Oh Frasier, you always have a good feeling. You think it's going to be perfect, and then when she turns out not to be the Kierkegaard-reading, soufflé-baking, haiku-writing cellist, you're disappointed. You have to learn to settle.
Daphne Moon : [to Niles] What does that mean?
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Dr. Frasier Crane : I blew it.
Lana Gardner : Not necessarily. I mean, I think you guys could make a great couple. In fact, I might be able to help you out there.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Really? Would you?
Lana Gardner : Well, I could, but you know I get asked that all the time, and if I did it for you, then I'd have to do it for everybody, and I just don't know if I want to open those floodgates. You know what I mean?
Dr. Frasier Crane : [He does - quid pro quo] I think I do.
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Lana Gardner : Kirby needs a passing grade in history.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I can't guarantee that.
Lana Gardner : No passing grade, no Claire.
Dr. Frasier Crane : All right, an hour on Tuesdays.
Lana Gardner : Two hours on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Two hours on Tuesdays, no Thursdays.
Lana Gardner : Three on Tuesdays.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Done. Happy birthday.
Lana Gardner : [They shake on it] Thank you.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [opens textbook] So, which chapter are you on?
Kirby : Whoa, is that my book?
Dr. Frasier Crane : I see - Chapter 1.