Frasier (TV Series)

The Two Hundredth (2001)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Daphne Moon : I'm the one who ruined his treasured collection.

  Martin Crane : Oh, all his crap is treasured.

• Martin Crane : But look, don't feel bad. I've broken lots of his stuff.

  Daphne Moon : I've never heard of you breaking anything.

  Martin Crane : That's because I know how to cover my tracks. Take a look at that fertility god statue over there. It used to be a lot more fertile, if you know what I mean.

  Daphne Moon : Oh my God! This is a Tootsie Roll! That's brilliant!