- Carlton: For a long time it gave me nightmares. Having to witness an injustice like that... It was a constant reminder of how unfair this world can be. I can still hear them taunting him... "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"
- [getting choked up]
- Carlton: How come they just couldn't give him some cereal?
- Carlton Banks: I don't wanna die! I wanna go to college and poke fun at all the kids on financial aid!
- Philip Banks: We'll just hop a ride to the nearest gas station. We used to do it a lot in the 60's.
- William 'Will' Smith: Uncle Phil, could you take a stroll into the 90's. We are three black men on the side of a mountain road. The only people who are gonna stop are gonna have on sheets and be saying stuff like, "Get 'em, Jim Bob."
- Geoffrey: My Uncle Redging always insisted that the woods were safer than the city until the day he died.
- William 'Will' Smith: How did he die?
- Geoffrey: He was eaten by wolves.
- Philip Banks: Will, I thought you said you secured the camping equipment onto the top of the car.
- William 'Will' Smith: But I did. Oh, shoot! This ain't the Volvo!
- William 'Will' Smith: [they're lost in the woods and Uncle Phil suggest flagging down a ride] Would you please take a stroll into the 90's man? We are three black men on the side of a mountain road! The only people that are gonna stop are gonna be wearin' sheets and yellin' stuff like "Get on Jim Bob!"
- Carlton Banks: [about Uncle Phil's driving] Dad knows exactly what he's doing. Do you think anybody would drive by the same tree seven times on purpose?
- Philip Banks: [to Will] Get out of the car.
- William 'Will' Smith: But, Uncle Phil, you just said th...
- Philip Banks: Get out of the damn car!
- Carlton Banks: [after surviving the night in a cave] Dad, wake up! We made it!
- Philip Banks: [while asleep] Vivian, Vivian, I'm not a machine!
- William 'Will' Smith: [saying good night to the money he found] Good night, Abe, good night, Alexander, and can't forget about you, Ben!
- William 'Will' Smith: [after Uncle Phil insists he, Carlton, and Will will be okay] Does Bigfoot have to come down with a chainsaw before you realize we're in trouble?
- Carlton Banks: [speaks into his tape recorder] Carlton's log. My cousin has finally lost his nerves. I, on the other hand, have the strength of a thousand men.
- William 'Will' Smith: Will's log
- [pulls tree branch off the ground]
- William 'Will' Smith: is about to connect with Carlton's head!
- Will: I'm innocent Will, and this is Uncle Phil, attorney at law... and this is Little Carlton. He's trying to find his way back to the circus.