The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

The Best Laid Plans (1993)

Will Smith: Will Smith

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Quotes 

• Philip Banks : [to Will]  No sex before marriage.

  William 'Will' Smith : Come on, Uncle Phil. It's the 90's.

  Philip Banks : Take a cold shower.

  William 'Will' Smith : I've been doing that since the 80's. It don't work no more.

• William 'Will' Smith : Hey, Uncle Phil, can I talk to you for a second?

  Philip Banks : Do you have to?

  William 'Will' Smith : Come on, Uncle Phil, this is serious, man. I need to talk to you about, uh... cars.

  Philip Banks : Cars?

  [realizing what Will means] 

  Philip Banks : Oh, cars! Well, I guess it's about time that you and I started talking about... uh, cars. Oh, no! This car isn't in trouble, is it?

  William 'Will' Smith : Oh, no, no, no, no. Never been off the lot as far as I can tell.

  Philip Banks : Look, Will, driving is serious business. Now, these days you got to think about safety. You never want to go for a ride in your care without your seatbelt and uh, use your breaks, don't floor it. Because then you throw a rod, you flood your carburetor, you crack your block. Do you understand what I am saying?

  William 'Will' Smith : No, man.

• William 'Will' Smith : [looking in a mirror]  Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Jean Claude Van Damn, I'm fine!

• Phillip Banks : No sex before marriage, Will.

  Will : Come on, Uncle Phil. This is the 90's.

  Phillip Banks : Try a cold shower.

  Will : I've been doing that since the 80's. It don't work no more.

• [after Philip reads Vivian the card that came with the flowers he gave her] 

  William 'Will' Smith : [takes the card]  Uncle Phil, Trevor sent these flowers. They're for Hilary.

  Philip Banks : [takes the card and rips it up]  Not anymore.

  William 'Will' Smith : Uncle Phil... you lied to your woman!

  [pause] 

  William 'Will' Smith : My man, give it up top.

  [They hi-five] 

• Philip Banks : I'm not going to punish you, Will.

  William 'Will' Smith : ...You know, that's radical, Uncle Phil, but it just might work.

  Philip Banks : I'm not going to punish you today. Maybe not even tomorrow. You see, I need to think a long, long time about just what I'm going to do to you. I don't know, if might come to me in the middle of the night, or maybe next week, or a few years from now. In the meantime, why don't you worry about it? Be afraid, Will.

  [seizes Will by his lapel and pulls him close] 

  Philip Banks : Be *very* afraid.

  [He releases Will and goes upstairs, laughing evilly]