- Jesse Katsopolis: [Into phone] Yeah Becky, listen it's me. I made a decision. We're going to Graceland this Christmas. End of discussion, case closed.
- [Men rooting for him in the background]
- Jesse Katsopolis: And another thing. Uh, call me when you get this message. Thanks.
- Danny Tanner: I would like to say something before I go.
- [to friend #1]
- Danny Tanner: You, sir, are a chimney. Not only are you ruining your own health, you are ruining the health of innocent people all around you.
- [to second friend]
- Danny Tanner: And you sir... you should take a drive through a car wash without your car. Nice meeting you both.
- Rebecca Donaldson: For instance, I suggested that we make Christmas special by spending it in Nebraska with my relatives.
- Jesse Katsopolis: To which I sweetly replied, 'Babe, let's spend it in Graceland with Elvis' relatives.'
- Rebecca Donaldson: See, now, in the old days, potential crisis. But now, solving this problem will only bring us closer together.
- Rebecca Donaldson: I got your message. Oh, and you must be the macho idiots I heard cheering in the background.