Futurama (TV Series)

Where No Fan Has Gone Before (2002)

George Takei: George Takei's Head

Quotes 

• William Shatner : Then George, you could give them a karate chop.

  George Takei : I find that offensive. Just because I am of Japanese ancestry, you *assume* I know karate. Have I ever lead you to believe I have studied karate?

  William Shatner : Well, no, but you never talk about yourself.

  George Takei : [sadly]  Well, maybe if you showed a little interest.

• George Takei : Do you guys have a self-destruct code, like, "Destruct sequence 1-A, 2-B, 3... "

  [Bender's head explodes] 

  Bender : Thanks a lot, Takei. Now everybody knows.

• [Melllvar makes George Takei sign autographs] 

  Melllvar : Make it out to Melllvar. That's Melllvar with three L's.

  George Takei : [crossly]  I think I've done enough conventions to know how to spell "Melllvar".

• George Takei : You see, the show was banned after the Star Trek wars.

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : You mean the mass migration of Star Wars fans?

  Nichelle Nichols : No, that was the Star Wars trek.

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : Perhaps we could hear more about these forbidden words from someone with a sexily, seductive voice.

  [Just as Nichelle Nichols is about to speak...] 

  George Takei : With pleasure!