Futurama (TV Series)
Where No Fan Has Gone Before (2002)
Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Dr. Zoidberg, Zapp Brannigan
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Quotes
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Walter Koenig : When we woke up, we had these bodies.
Fry : Say it in Russian.
Walter Koenig : [groans] Ven ve voke up, ve had these wodies.
Fry : [delighted] Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels".
Walter Koenig : NO!
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Leela : For 25 Quatloos, which villain did Kirk strand on Ceti Alpha V?
William Shatner : [stands up and shouts] KHAAAAAN!
Fry : Uh... Khan?
Leela : Correct.
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Leela : You can't go to Omega 3. It's forbidden. I forbid you!
Fry : But we have to. The world needs "Star Trek" to give people hope for the future.
Leela : But it's set 800 years in the past.
Bender : Yeah, why is it so important to you?
Fry : Because it... it taught me so much. Like, how you should accept people, whether they be black, white, Klingon or even female... But most importantly, when I had no friends, it made me feel like maybe I did.
Leela : Well, that is touchingly pathetic. I guess I can't let you go alone.
Bender : I'll go too. With Leonard's permission, of course.
[Leonard nods]
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Fry : Usually on the show, they came up with a complicated plan, then explained it with a simple analogy.
Leela : Hmmm... If we can re-route engine power through the primary weapons and configure them to Melllvar's frequency, that should overload his electro-quantum structure.
Bender : Like putting too much air in a balloon!
Fry : Of course! It's all so simple!
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Fry : Mister Nimoy, I came as soon as I heard what happened centuries ago. I can't believe your show was banned.
Leonard Nimoy : I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
Fry : You know. 1966? 79 episodes, about 30 good ones.
Leonard Nimoy : Oh, really, I've done too many things to remember one particular TV series. But if-if you want to discuss my books of poetry...
Fry : Come on! Remember that episode where you got high on spores and smacked Kirk around?
Leonard Nimoy : No. Perhaps you're thinking of my one man show about Vincent van Spock-- Uh, uh, I mean van Gogh! Damn!
Fry : Aha! You can't escape it!
Leonard Nimoy : [begins crying] You're right. I can't.
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Captain Zapp Brannigan : The court will now hear some very sensual testimony from this court's ex-lover, Turanga Leela.
Leela : Go...
[beep]
Leela : ...yourself.
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George Takei : You see, the show was banned after the Star Trek wars.
Captain Zapp Brannigan : You mean the mass migration of Star Wars fans?
Nichelle Nichols : No, that was the Star Wars trek.
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[Leonard Nimoy is introducing the cast of Star Trek]
Leonard Nimoy : Nichelle, George, Walter, DeForest, Welshie...
Fry : "Welshie"?
Nichelle Nichols : We did some musical reunion specials in the 22-hundreds, but the guy who played Scotty had trouble yodeling.
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Fry : All this time we thought he was a powerful super-being, yet he was just a child...
Melllvar's Mother : He is not a child. He is THIRTY-FOUR!
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Melllvar : Well, I guess I could move out of my parents' basement... maybe get a temp job...
Fry : Whoa, whoa. One step at a time.
Melllvar : I thank you, Fry. You know, you and I are of a kind. In a different reality I could have called you friend.
Fry : [fondly] Episode 10. Balance of Terror.
Melllvar : More like episode nine, loser! In your face! Victory is mine!
[Melllvar flies away, laughing mockingly]
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Leonard Nimoy : Truly, it was a paradise.
Fry : And all you had to put up with was one really annoying Star Trek fan.
[Beat]
William Shatner : Let's get the hell out of here.
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Fry : I am literally angry with rage!
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[the Star Trek cast had to leave their bodies behind because the ship was too heavy]
Fry : Look, Leonard! We're light enough to keep the tapes. Isn't that great?
Leonard Nimoy : I'm living in a gefilte fish jar.
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Fry : Oh, dip!
Leonard Nimoy : Dip, indeed.
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Walter Koenig : When we woke up, we had these bodies.
Fry : Say it in Russian.
Walter Koenig : [groans] Ven we voke up, we had these wodies.
Fry : [delighted] Wheeee. Now say "nuclear wessels".
Walter Koenig : NO.
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[Fry is in a Captain Pike-style life-support machine]
Captain Zapp Brannigan : Do you understand the charges?
Kif Kroker : One beep for yes, two beeps for no.
[Fry beeps once]
Captain Zapp Brannigan : Yes, so noted. Do you plead guilty?
[Fry beeps twice]
Captain Zapp Brannigan : Double yes. Guilty.
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Leela : You can't go to Omega 3. It's forbidden. I forbid you.
Fry : But we have to. The world needs Star Trek to give people hope for the future.
Leela : But it's set 800 years in the past.
Bender : Yeah, why is it so important to you?
Fry : Because it... it taught me so much. Like, how you should accept people, whether they be black, white, Klingon or even female...
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[Leonard Nimoy is introducing the cast of Star Trek]
Leonard Nimoy : Nichelle, George, Walter, DeForest, Welshie...
Fry : Welshie?
Nichelle Nichols : We did some musical reunion specials in the 22-hundreds, but the guy who played Scotty had trouble yodeling.
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Fry : All this time we thought he was a powerful super-being, yet he was just a child...
Melllvar's Mother : He is not a child. He is THIRTY-FOUR.
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Fry : Melllvar, you can't let a TV show be your whole life! Look at Walter Koenig; after "Star Trek", he became an actor!
Walter Koenig : [proudly] Not just an actor, but a well-rounded person, with my own friends and credit cards and keys.
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Captain Zapp Brannigan : Perhaps we could hear more about these forbidden words from someone with a sexily, seductive voice.
[Just as Nichelle Nichols is about to speak...]
George Takei : With pleasure!
