Garth Marenghi's Darkplace (TV Mini Series)
The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth (2004)
Richard Ayoade: Dean Learner, Thornton Reed
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Quotes
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Dr Liz Asher : [talking about a patient that has turned green] Apparently she was in for a routine operation to get her toe shortened which was really long like a finger, the next thing she knew this happened. All in all you could say that she's a little off color.
[Thorton, Liz, and Dagless all laugh]
Dr Lucien Sanchez : [shouts] You shut your mouth Liz!
Dr. Rick Dagless : No you shut your mouth Sanch, that was funny. Look, if we lose our sense of humor in this place we might as well all go and kill ourselves.
Dean Learner : Dag's right. After all, the reason I got into medicine in the first place was for the laughs. That and the pussy, and that dried up ten years ago if you pardon the expression.
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Thornton Reed : [after firing a shotgun to break up a bar brawl] Knock it off you two, this is a hospital!
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Thorton Reed : I've been there hombre, when I heard my wife died I could barely finish my lunch.
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Dean Learner : If he gets word of this my arse is grass and he's got a lawnmower if you know what I mean?
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Dean Learner : Garth is the most significant artist that I've worked with and I've worked with Lulu and four other people, so were talking crème de la crème.
