George Lopez (TV Series)
Dubya, Dad and Dating: Part 1 (2003)
George Lopez: George Lopez
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Quotes
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George Lopez : [storming in] Carmen!
Angie Lopez : Don't hurt her! I'm not having another one.
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Carmen Lopez : How can you sleep at night knowing you help bomb babies?
George Lopez : We don't make the bombs, Carmen, we make the landing gear so the plane can come back and reload.
Carmen Lopez : Read the shirt, Dad.
George Lopez : [reads Carmen's T-shirt, dryly] 'Smart bombs are dumb'. Wow, I never knew a rhinestone T-shirt could be so powerful.
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Carmen Lopez : This country has freedom of speech, people fought and died for that right.
George Lopez : [laughs ominously] I thought you said war was wrong.
[Carmen's gobsmacked]
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Angie Lopez : Carmen, you don't know how good you have it here. My uncles are in jail because they dared to express their opinions.
George Lopez : [to Angie] That's not why they're in jail.
Angie Lopez : I'm making a point!
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Angie Lopez : [about the president's speech] So no one else knows you stole it?
George Lopez : Nope. Just you guys and Ernie.
[groans after realizing what he just said]
Angie Lopez : And every woman Ernie's told.
[George rushes out of the house]
Angie Lopez : [imitates Ernie] "Hey, my best friend stole the president's speech. Would you go out with me? Heh heh heh. Oh, okay. Sorry to bother you. Heh heh heh."