Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Keg! Max! (2003)

Alexis Bledel: Rory Gilmore

Quotes 

• Rory : So you mean someone broke into our house, went past our TV, our stereo and our jewelry, then headed straight for the booster club cashbox, took $18 and left the rest?

  Lorelai : Some burglars aren't as greedy as others.

• Jess Mariano : You got enough songs?

  Dave Rygalski : We have enough for two half hour sets. What we need is a name.

  Brian : I've made my suggestion.

  Zack : Yeah, and we've vetoed the Harry Potters. Next.

  Brian : So yours is better?

  Zack : Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert is memorable and classy.

  Brian : I run out of breath every time I say it.

  Zack : You've got asthma, dude. You run out of breath saying your name.

  Dave Rygalski : Yeah, Brian, we can't work our name around your respiratory illness.

  Brian : Even without an inhaler, Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert is too long.

  Zack : Yeah, but when we get famous our fand will shorten it to FTTTEOTD.

  Dave Rygalski : Do you guys have any suggestions?

  Rory : We wouldn't dare.

• Rory : Here they are, Star Hollow's rockingest band - although they're not all from Stars Hollow, but, they um, they practice here, so we kind of consider them our own - here they are - what's your name?

  Zack : Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert.

  Dave Rygalski : The Chops - Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert.

  Zack : The Chops.

  Rory : The

  [coughs, mumbles] 

  Rory : !