Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Keg! Max! (2003)

Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore

Quotes 

• Lorelai : So, what's going on with Luke here?

  Sookie : I don't know, I've been keeping my distance because of what happened.

  Lorelai : What happened?

  Sookie : Well, he was lying on the floor pretty much like that, tinkering in the stuff back there and I got down and leaned in to see what he was doing, and after a while I realized that the whole time, my hand was on his butt.

  Lorelai : Sookie!

  Sookie : It was an accident.

  Lorelai : Its getting very Cinemax at night in here.

  Sookie : It was embarrassing.

  Lorelai : Uh huh, so... how was it?

  Sookie : His butt?

  Lorelai : Yeah.

  Sookie : It's got a nice shape to it.

  Luke : Will you two stop talking about my butt?

  Lorelai : It's all positive.

  Luke : And in bad taste.

  Lorelai : We'll just talk about it after you leave.

  Luke : Which is now, because I'm done.

• Rory : So you mean someone broke into our house, went past our TV, our stereo and our jewelry, then headed straight for the booster club cashbox, took $18 and left the rest?

  Lorelai : Some burglars aren't as greedy as others.

• Lorelai : No, Luke, thanks for doing this. It's exactly what the contractor said. We just wanted a guy with a good butt's opinion.

  Sookie : Yeah, Tom has a terrible butt.

  Luke : Please stop that.

• Lorelai : Are those people waiting for a bellman?

  Michel Gerard : No, they're waiting for a unicorn to sing to a rainbow. Yes, a bellman. But there's only one because we had to lay off the others. And a maid called in sick, so not only am I dealing with answering phones and checking people in and out, but I'm going to have to do turn down service and carry people's bags to their rooms and...

  Lorelai : You're going to a bad place. Now just take a breath and go to a good place.

  Michel Gerard : Plus, I had to run home and play with my Chow puppies because the Chow book said they need love and stimulation or else they'll murder you later on. And Pau-Pau had fallen in her water bowl and was soaking wet so I had to blow dry her and...

  Lorelai : Okay, the nice place!