Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Swan Song (2003)

Milo Ventimiglia: Jess Mariano

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• Luke : Where'd you get the black eye?

  Jess Mariano : You wouldn't believe it.

  Luke : Try me, tough guy.

  Jess Mariano : A swan.

  Luke : Excuse me?

  Jess Mariano : I was attacked by a swan. Okay, you happy? A stupid swan.

  Luke : -laughs- Now, how about the real story?

  Jess Mariano : That is the real story. It hangs out by Larson's dock. I was just walking by, and the thing came out of nowhere and beaked me right in the eye.

  Luke : It "beaked" you.

  Jess Mariano : You still don't believe me.

  Luke : I've just never heard the word "beaked" used as a verb before.