Green Acres (TV Series)
How to See South America by Bus (1966)
Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas
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Quotes
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Oliver Douglas : This is Amy Collins. She has a large farm on the other side of the valley.
Eb Dawson : Oh. Need a foreman?
Amy Collins : I'm afraid not.
Eb Dawson : How 'bout a hired hand?
Amy Collins : No.
Eb Dawson : Want to adopt a son?
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Lisa Douglas : Oh, where are you going all dressed up?
Oliver Douglas : Eh, off to work in the corn field.
Lisa Douglas : But isn't that one of your lawyer suits?
Oliver Douglas : Yes, I'm expecting a client.
Lisa Douglas : Oh, who?
Oliver Douglas : I don't know. Mr. Drucker said some farmer named Collins wants to talk to me on a legal matter.
Lisa Douglas : Well aren't you going to wait for him?
Oliver Douglas : No, no, I've got work to do. When he shows up, you send him on up, yeah?
Lisa Douglas : Yes, chief.
Oliver Douglas : What?
Lisa Douglas : Well isn't that what the secretary calls the boss?
Oliver Douglas : Yes, but...
Lisa Douglas : Anything else, chief?
Oliver Douglas : Eh, no.
[puts on his hat and heads for the door]
Lisa Douglas : Well aren't you going to kiss me goodbye?
Oliver Douglas : No, the boss doesn't kiss the secretary. His wife might not like it.
Lisa Douglas : Oh yes she would...
Oliver Douglas : No, we'd better be on the safe side.
[walks to the door and exits]
Lisa Douglas : I think I'm going to look for another job.
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Eb Dawson : Dad, you are a cad.
Oliver Douglas : Don't call me dad!
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Lisa Douglas : Well, it seems that one of us made a mistake.
Oliver Douglas : Yes. You did.
Lisa Douglas : Well, I was hoping you didn't notice.