- Oliver Douglas: This is Amy Collins. She has a large farm on the other side of the valley.
- Eb Dawson: Oh. Need a foreman?
- Amy Collins: I'm afraid not.
- Eb Dawson: How 'bout a hired hand?
- Amy Collins: No.
- Eb Dawson: Want to adopt a son?
- Lisa Douglas: Oh, where are you going all dressed up?
- Oliver Douglas: Eh, off to work in the corn field.
- Lisa Douglas: But isn't that one of your lawyer suits?
- Oliver Douglas: Yes, I'm expecting a client.
- Lisa Douglas: Oh, who?
- Oliver Douglas: I don't know. Mr. Drucker said some farmer named Collins wants to talk to me on a legal matter.
- Lisa Douglas: Well aren't you going to wait for him?
- Oliver Douglas: No, no, I've got work to do. When he shows up, you send him on up, yeah?
- Lisa Douglas: Yes, chief.
- Oliver Douglas: What?
- Lisa Douglas: Well isn't that what the secretary calls the boss?
- Oliver Douglas: Yes, but...
- Lisa Douglas: Anything else, chief?
- Oliver Douglas: Eh, no.
- [puts on his hat and heads for the door]
- Lisa Douglas: Well aren't you going to kiss me goodbye?
- Oliver Douglas: No, the boss doesn't kiss the secretary. His wife might not like it.
- Lisa Douglas: Oh yes she would...
- Oliver Douglas: No, we'd better be on the safe side.
- [walks to the door and exits]
- Lisa Douglas: I think I'm going to look for another job.
- Lisa Douglas: Well, it seems that one of us made a mistake.
- Oliver Douglas: Yes. You did.
- Lisa Douglas: Well, I was hoping you didn't notice.