- Iolaus: Aren't you going to stick around for the official announcement?
- Autolycus: Oh, no. You haven't seen me cry. Believe me, it's not a pretty sight.
- Iolaus: You're going to be okay, aren't you?
- Autolycus: Oh, sure, eventually. All I have left right now is one shiny memory.
- [Autolycus leaves; Hercules and Iolaus look at each other, then rush to where the Sapphire of Antioch is displayed. The jewel is gone]
- Hercules: One shiny blue memory!
- Iolaus: Herc, wait. You know, things have gone so badly for him, why don't we let him keep it for a while?
- Hercules: Yeah, you're right.
- [they pause a few moments]
- Hercules: Okay, that's long enough!
- [they rush after Autolycus]