Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (TV Series)

The Green-Eyed Monster (1996)

Alexandra Tydings: Aphrodite

Quotes 

• Cupid : I, uh-- I owe you an apology. I'm-- I'm sorry.

  Hercules : It's all right. Just-- don't-- turn into that green thing, anymore.

  Cupid : Gotcha. Now, you're so close to being cool. Come on, Psyche. I'm gonna show you Olympus. You're gonna flip.

  Psyche : Bye, Hercules. Bye, Mom.

  Aphrodite : This means I'm a mother-in-law? Aw, how humiliating!

• Hercules : Fighting, fighting-- fighting! Don't you *ever* get tired of this immature behavior? Well, well, well-- if it isn't my *favorite* little sister. I suppose this is your doing."

  Aphrodite : Uh! Herc-- you know how much I hate fighting. 'Make love, not war'-- that's my motto.

  Hercules : Mm-hmm. Aphrodite-- what do you want?

  Aphrodite : OK, there is this one little favor I need? It's Cupid. He's been hanging with a really bad crowd. I'm worried he's headed for trouble.

  Hercules : So, you want me to talk to him.

  Aphrodite : Well, you are his favorite Uncle. And he won't listen to me, that's for sure.

• Aphrodite : Cool idea, big brother! Hey, kids. This is the deal-- courtesy of Hercules. I'll restore Psyche's looks

  [she clears her throat] 

  Aphrodite : -- on one condition.

  Psyche : Oh-- I'm-- I'm not so sure.

  Aphrodite : Chill-- will you? This is ambrosia. One sip and it's off to Olympus

  Psyche : You mean-- you're gonna make me immortal?

  Aphrodite : You got it, Sweet Pea.

• Aphrodite : Don't waste your hearing, girlfriend.

  Psyche : Aphrodite.

  Aphrodite : In the flesh. Now, come on-- let's get you out of this dump.

  Psyche : I'm not leaving until you tell me why you're doing this.

  Aphrodite : Hello? I'm tryin' to help you, here!

  Psyche : No, you're not! I heard you before with Cupid! I'm not going anywhere until you tell me what's going on.

  Aphrodite : I get it. You're copping this 'tude, because everyone's been saying you're more beautiful than I am.

  [Chuckles] 

  Aphrodite : But now that I see you, it's obvious they're clueless.

  Psyche : Do you actually *think* that I *like* being compared to you? Not being able to go anywhere-- or do anything? And people treating me like I'm some kind of freak?

  Aphrodite : Don't sugar-coat it, Honey. I'm just here to save Cupid.

  Psyche : But I never thought that you would...

  Aphrodite : [Interrupting]  It's a mom thing. Come on.

  Psyche : Okay.

  Aphrodite : That was easy.