Detective J.D. LaRue: Kristen, your hands are so... so soft.
Kristen: Well I have a special cream I love to rub all over my skin.
Detective J.D. LaRue: You do, huh?
Kristen: Made by the secretions of queen bees.
Detective J.D. LaRue: Secretions? What part of your body... skin do you rub this cream on?
Kristen: Well, I like to rub it on the underside of my legs, and then sometimes I like to rub it in all over my shoulders, and sometimes I like to get it in my hands and rub it in between them so it squishes out between my fingers. And sometimes I like to rub it... I have to go. Thanks for showing me how you fingerprint criminals.
Detective J.D. LaRue: Alabaster skin, man, supple bosoms, uptilted...
Det. Neal Washington: Mandatory five-year sentence, loss of pension, picture in the paper...
Kristen: Goodbye, John. I hope you don't have too hard of a day.