Home Improvement (TV Series)
'Twas the Night Before Chaos (1994)
M. Emmet Walsh: Col. Fred Patterson
Quotes
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Colonel Fred Patterson : [calling from the next room] Lilian! Where'd you put my tape of Patton? I wanna show it to the boys when they get back.
Mrs. Lillian Patterson : I threw it out the window in St. Louis.
Colonel Fred Patterson : If you're serious, we're going back to get it!
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Randy : [watching the movie "Patton", with babies Claire and Gracie on the Colonel's lap] Speaking of powerful, I think one of those babies just dropped a bomb.
Nancy : There they are.
The Colonel : They were crying, so I decided to calm them down by letting them watch Patton's invasion of North Africa.
Nancy : At home we just put them to sleep with old 'Tool Time' tapes.
Jill : [looks to the babies] Oh, somebody's stinking up the joint over here.
Brad : [accusingly] Randy!