Home Improvement (TV Series)

Luck Be a Taylor Tonight (1992)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

Quotes 

• Tim : Hey Al, we need a fourth player for our poker game tonight. You wanna join us?

  Al : I haven't played in about ten years.

  Tim : Perfect.

• [Jill wants to play poker with the men] 

  Tim : You can't sit down at this table unless you can bench-press 180 pounds.

  [Al stands up] 

  Tim : Al, sit down!

• [Robin keeps interrupting the poker game, much to Charlie's annoyance] 

  Tim : She's gonna keep interrupting the game if you don't apologize.

  Fred : Hey, never apologize. It's admitting you're wrong. I have never once apologized to any woman.

  Tim : How many times have you been married?

  Fred : Three.

  Tim : Why do you suppose that is?

  Fred : I can't find a woman who understands me.